I liked Wilf?

That was essentially 60 mins of buildup to a really bad pun about the Master race, Inorite? And women are all batshit when there's pretty, charismatic, powerful, evil mens to be resurrecting. Kind of like a coven. Crazy wimmins, they're all the same.

The Confidential is now telling me how wonderful Trinity Wells is. I think that's to distract me from the Evil Black People what were in the episode.

I didn't like it much, can you tell? It made no sense. At all. And I still don't understand why the Master can fly.

If this is spoilers then, yeah, sorry dudes.

For some reason a part of me thought the BBC might sabotage the charts or at least find some excuse to not have to play Rage Against The Machine as Christmas Number One on TOTP. Especially what with TOTP playing the number one just before The Queen being on. All in all, that was kind of surreal, guys.

AWESOME, though. FUCKING AWESOME.

Have a good time, peeps.
*mwah*

Russell talks and talks and talks.

Notes:
A) Spectacular aerial dogfight? Really? I so don't want to see that.
B) I can hear his smug voice when I read things he's said and that's probably one of the things that makes me hate him so much.
C) God knows I don't like the Tories, but still. Does he have to have an opinion on everything?
D) He's really done a remarkable job, hasn't he? It's unbreakable now, the Whoniverse. Solid. What a good job he's done. What a great, great man he is. He's brilliant. He's fucking brilliant. It's a good thing he's aware of these things so he can tell us about them ad nauseam. That's what I'll miss the most. Every ten minutes in my magazines or on my telly or interwebs, there's Russell, telling me how fucking brilliant he is. I WILL BE SO HAPPY WHEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN. IT'S NOT EVEN RATIONAL ANYMORE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.

Can I finally say this now? I've been waiting for years to fucking say it:

OI, RUSSELL. HERE'S A QUARTER. GO DOWNTOWN AND HAVE A RAT GNAW THAT THING OFF YOUR FACE.

There, I've said it. I feel a lot better.

Remind me never to start leaving comments at the sites of obscure Welsh newspapers. It never ends well, that sort of thing.

I know I've been saying this for ages, : JACK IS SO DEAD.

It's called the Immortality Gate, ffs.


ANYWAY: Contrary to what those crazy mousies at who_anon think, I am keeping calm about the PDF. I have no desire to blow up over it, it's Christmas. I will be saying one or two things about it soon, but not right now, I've got turkeys to baste.

To anyone who may be a member of savecoffeeboy, mods of said establishment, those of you I've been talking to via PM:

I know I'm not the only one who objected to being in it, now for the love of God, TAKE THAT FUCKING PDF DOWN OFF MEGAUPLOAD UNTIL YOU'VE EDITED OUT THE BITS WE OBJECT TO.

Take it down. And while you're at it, tell your members to stop advertising it as if it doesn't make you look like INSANE, BACKWARD, CREEPY CHILDREN.

Because everyone's apparently doing it, and I do like to take the mystery out of these sorts of things: A plot synopsis of End Of Time, part 1 was posted on the interwebs and then taken down again. Google cache, as always, is my friend, so if you want to know what happens, do read on, this is copypasted from there. I'm sure that's not legal, but there you go, everyone else is being all mysterious about it, but I can't be bothered to do that. (If you want to find it, use google cache and look for this: http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/cult-tv/spoilers/doctor-who-the-end-of-time.php) Or read on after the cut. These are those spoilers everyone's wanking on about.

( SPOILERS AND PLOT FOR END OF TIME PART ONE, I'M SERIOUS. Hang on for some festive funtiems! )

Anyway, yeah. I guess I have to watch it, right? It's Christmas, after all.

aviv_b sent me this link:

HERE IT IS

to an article about the Save Ianto Jones campaign, which is interesting, not for the logic fail of the "100,000 fans" claim, but mostly for the fact that in all of seven comments, already an in-fight has broken out between the various factions of Iantofen.

PLUS, THEY DON'T MENTION PONIES AND I HATE WHEN THEY DON'T MENTION PONIES, SOMEBODY GO OVER THERE AND MENTION PONIES FOR ME.

ETA: I don't know who you are, saucery, but thank you for mentioning ponies. You could have added a link. :P

Umm, if any of you want to say bye now to my Ianto layout, now's the time, I'm fiddling with the CSS as we speak.

Bye now, Ianto. *sniff*

Check out my festive icon, dudes.

See?

Russell also quashed rumours that a fourth series of Torchwood had been greenlit: “There is nothing definite yet despite what John Barrowman keeps telling everyone. Get down, boy! But we wouldn’t want him any other way. Maybe there'll be something to tell you in the New Year.”

Source

LOL, Russell, you're the one that keeps pimping this fuck awful idea out every time you open your mouth. Maybe the Beeb told you to tone it down a bit?

Guys: THERE IS NO S4 OF TORCHWOOD.

A POLL. As I have officially declared I am changing my layout for the new year, these are the choices. As you have to look at it as well, you may express an opinion.

Poll #1500115 LAYOUT
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 46

Whelk, your new layout should star:

Please take note that your opinion will probably be ignored and I'll go with Kwipke. Except there are no good pictures of Kwipke because of the aforementioned everyone hating him thing. But it does mean I could sneak in a Sheldon somewhere. Just... because I want to. No other reason.

If I were to say that the Buzzcocks Doctor Who special, and Tennant in particular, made me cringe with its unfunniness, that would make me a bitter, whiny bitch, right? I'll shut up, then.

Cribbins was awesome, though.

Does anyone know what happened to rivier? Was it something to do with PDFWank? Because lord knows it's made me want to delete myself out of existence to be associated with such an ill-conceived and poorly executed file of fangirly butthurt.

Maybe the whole thing was some sort of masterplan thought up by the whovian fannish elite to weed out those they perceive to be Torchwankers by heaping so much embarrassment squick upon them that they leave fandom forever rather than be tarnished with it? Maybe that was it?

I think it's worked. I was just about to post a load of shizzle about Torchwood, too, but I just can't be fucked anymore. Here, have Sue Sylvester.

Big Bang Theory's on tonight. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

First of all: who_anon, GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY. I defended Kate Orman's way of writing and thinking once because she was my friend, not just LJ-friend, but Christmas-card-style friend. She defriended me because I didn't like Children of Earth or probably because I called RTD a hack or something, but I still stand by what I said, she analyses things way too carefully, that how she tries to understand stuff. The way she does that and the things she says while doing it have a tendency to offend people because it comes across as extremely patronising. She means well, but she doesn't express herself too well. Whether or not she's a racist is a debate I don't have an opinion on. Calling me a racist for once attempting to defend someone I thought was my friend is fucking pathetic. SO GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING PATHETIC.

Secondly: OH MY INBOX RUNNETH OVER.

Okay, let me make my position absolutely clear here: I have nothing against the Save Coffee Boy community. I have nothing against the Children in Need campaign. I love everyone who's trying to bring Ianto back, who is passionate about it, I fully understand where those people are coming from and you'll get no hate from me, I miss him too. I MISS IANTO JONES, OKAY? I do.

BUT. I am angry that the savecoffeeboy community has gone members only, and while being members only, has done stuff, in secret, that we non-members knew nothing about, that involved us. In my case, my words were quoted in the SIJReport, an image I made was used, a section of text was quoted from savecoffeeboy that implies one can support their campaign to bring back Ianto by donating to the pony fund. That's not true. I am upset that I have been made to look like I am a part of a group of people who would spend their precious time putting together a 436-page PDF report on a fictional character, why? Because it makes me look like my priorities are fucking skewed. It supports people like RTD who say "can't you spend your time actually going to make a difference out there in the real world?" Because that's true. Because when you put this much effort into a pointless fannish thing, seriously guys, THAT ACCUSATION IS PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED. I am upset because of the blatant misogyny in the report, I feel tainted by it by having my name in it. They took my name, and by not being able to write a coherent report, made it look like I was a part of their campaign. It's not the report so much that offends me, it's the complete incoherency of it. It's not clear whether it's ABOUT savecoffeeboy or if it's been WRITTEN BY savecoffeeboy, it's not made clear whether the people quoted support the aims of SCB or whether they're just randomly quoted for no reason. The entire report is so incoherent it renders everyone mentioned in it completely moronic. And I'm fucking upset about that, you bet I am. You can take me out now, but it's too late, you've sent it to the BBC and made me look like an idiot. Luckily, I'm not one of the people whose actual personal photos you reproduced, because if one of those people were to, for instance, apply for a job at the BBC, they'd be pointed and laughed at. (And don't think for a minute this report is going to get binned by the BEEB because it's ridic. It's not often an office gets sent 436 pages of luls to pass around. And around.)

Yes, report authors, I am angry. I have every right to be angry, so stop telling me I don't. I am angry I'm mentioned in this and you never asked if that was okay. I am righteously fucking angry that THIS is the book you rudely gave to JB at collectormania before stomping off, my name is in this, it looks like I endorse that kind of PATHETIC behaviour. I AM ANGRY. This is how I react when I'm angry, so I guess you just picked the wrong person to blockquote. Sorry about that.

Mostly, I'm offended that something has been put out there into the world that makes it look like I, tencrush, whelk to her friends, would willingly be a part of any document that uses and abuses SO MANY FUCKING FONTS. I feel dirty.